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Dongs Abroad

 

It won't be long until the Dongs get into Europe! Here are a few phrases you might hear should you wear your Dongs shirt abroad.....

 

Afrikaans

 
Poes / Doos              Pussy
 
Fok jou                  Fuck you
 
Jy pis my af             You're pissing me off
 
Hoer                     Whore
 
Slet                     Slut
 
Kak                      Shit
 
Poephol                  Asshole
 
Dom Doos                 Dumb Pussy
 
Gaan fok jouself         Go fuck yourself
 
    

Arabic

 
Koos                     cunt.
 
nikomak                  fuck your mother
 
sharmuta                 whore
 
zarba                    shit
 
kis                      vagina
 
zib                      penis
 
Elif air ab tizak!       a thousand "dicks" in your ass!
 
kisich                   pussy
 
Elif air ab dinich       A thousand dicks in your religion
 
Mos zibby!               Suck my dick!
 
Waj ab zibik!            An infection to your dick!
 
kelbeh                   bitch (lit a female dog)
 
Muti                     jackass
 
Kanith                   Fucker
 
Kwanii                   Faggot
 
Bouse Tizi               Kiss my ass
 
    

Armenian

 
Aboosh                   Stupid
 
Dmbo, Khmbo              Idiot
 
Myruht kooneh            Fuck your mother
 
Peranuht shoonuh kukneh  The dog should shit in your mouth
 
Esh                      Donkey
 
Buhlo (BULlo)      Dick
 
Kuk oudelic shoon        Shit eating dog
 
Juge / jugik             penis
 
Vorig / vor              ass
 
Eem juges bacheek doer   Kiss my penis
 
Eem voriga bacheek doer  Kiss my ass
 
Toon vor es              You are an ass
 
Toon esh es              You are a jackass
 
Metz Dzi Zik Big Breasts
 
Metz Jugik               Big penis
 
    

Bengali

 
baing chood              sister fucker
 
chood                    fuck/fucker
 
choodmarani              mother fucker
 
haramjada                bastard
 
dhon                     dick
 
gud                      pussy
 
khanki/maggi             whore
 
laewra aga               dickhead
 
tor bapre choodi         fuck your dad
 
    

Bulgarian

 
Gus                      Ass
 
Coochka                  Bitch
 
Pederas                  Gay / Fag
 
Luyno                    Shit
 
Luyno Guava              Shit Head
 
Peeshka Guava            Penis Head
 
 

Czech

 
Do prdele                (literally, "In the ass"), "Up yours"
 
Mrdat, prcat             very dirty words for "fuck," used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs, etc.)
                         
Chces mrdat? (ksesh mrrdat?)           "Do you want to fuck?"
 
Hovno                    "shit"
 
Prsa                     Tits
 
Pinjor                   Cock
 
Hovno Hlava              Shit Head
 
Peecha                   Pussy/Cunt
 
    

Chinese (multiple Dialects)

Cantonese (phonetic, more or less)

 
Poq Gai                  "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword (ie can fit in any context, like "shit!" or "fuck you" or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and after for effect
                         
D'iu ne lo mo            Fuck your mum
 
sAY Baht Poh             bitch
 
tiu nia ma chow hai      fuck your mum's smelly cunt
 
sek si                   eat shit