MK Dongs Supporters Club Songs

MK Dongs Supporters Club

Dongs Songs

Place Oddity by David 'Vic' Bowel

Ground Control to Major Dong
Ground Control to Major Dong
Take your Prozac pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Dong
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may three Dongs be with you

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five
Four, Three, Two, One, Kickoff

This is Ground Control to Major Dong
You've nearly found the ground
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to do an away game if you dare

This is Major Dong to Ground Control
I'm smoking on the floor
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I hoping that a win can

Move us up the league

Relegation is where we’re glued
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm passed one hundred thousand piles
I still like eating grapes

And I think my Mad dog knows not which way to go
Tell my wives I love them very much, they know

Ground Control to Major Dong
Your club is dead, there's something wrong
Its your birthright Major Dong
Its your birthright Major Dong
Its your birthright Major Dong
It’s your...

Here am I sitting in a pariah
Far above the real world
Only Wimbledon is yellow and blue
And there's nothing I can do

White Lines
De Git De Git
(Thank You)

Cheap club, Cheap club, Cheap club, Cheap club
Ah, ah, ah, ah
White ooo white, white ooo white, white ooo white, white ooo
(White lines) Vision dreams of passion (blowing through my mind) and all the while I think of you
(My City) A very strange reaction (fans to unwind) the more I see the more I do
Something of phenomenon, turn your back to come along cause black balloons blow away
Blow, cock, blow
Ticket to ride the M1 highway tell all your friends MK go my way
Pay your troll sell your soul ground for ground it costs more than gold
The longer you stay the more you pay my white lines go a long way
Either up your nose or through your veins with nothing to gain except killing your brain

Thieve (say place come on ya'all) club (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say team come on ya'all) league (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say fans come on ya'all) crowd (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say history come on ya'all) nick
Ah (higher baby), ah (get higher baby), ah (get higher baby) Ah (and don't never come down) frenzy
White lines (premiership ‘ere we go) connected to my mind
(And now stealing clubs baby) high crime (it's getting koppel low)
Cause it makes you feel so nice (Steal someone's club baby)
Don't let it blow your mind away (baby) go on to your little away day
Cause white lines (what do white lines do) blow away
Blow, cock, blow
A million magic crystals painted pure and white
A supermarket almost overnight
Twice as sweet a sugar twice as pure as salt and if you get hooked baby
It's Stupid Burdochs fault so go to it

Thieve (say place come on ya'all) club (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say team come on ya'all) league (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say fans come on ya'all) crowd (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say history come on ya'all) nick
Fuk 'em up, fuk 'em up, fuk 'em up, fuk 'em up
Ah (higher baby), ah (get higher baby), ah (get higher baby)
Ah (and don't never come down) frenzy

Dons you get too high (dons you get too high baby)
Turns you on (you really turn me on and on)
Could you ever come down (my fanbase is rising)
When the thrill is gone (no I don't want you to go)
A Donskid gets arrested gonna do some time
He got out three years from now just to abuse more slime
A businessman is caught with 24 kilos
He's out on bail and out of jail and franchising as it goes
Plough lane shit City City MK MK City City MK
Athletics end rejected counsellors corrected gangsters thieves and muggers
Are thoroughly respected the money gets divided as Asda get excited
Now I'm broke and it's no joke it's hard as hell to fight it don't get it

Thieve (say place come on ya'all) club (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say team come on ya'all) league (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say fans come on ya'all) crowd (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say history come on ya'all) nick
Thieve (say place come on ya'all) club (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say team come on ya'all) league (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say fans come on ya'all) crowd (say frenzy come on)
Thieve (say history come on ya'all) nick fuk 'em up, fuk 'em up, fuk 'em up, fuk 'em up
Ah, ah, ah, ah