The National Hookah Stadium
Preparing the land
The
Clubhouse - designed by the Chairman
The National Hookah Stadium!
Unfortunately, the builders actually met the
chairman half way through construction
Our training pitch
where new recruits become
accustomed to the slide towards
oblivion
Visit the
our
Swimming Pool, Solarium and Mud Baths for the best in relaxational
experiences
Cup Holders in all
Executive Box Seats
Away fans enjoying 'The Hookah'
Dine in Style at our Hooters Restaurant
Rent our Banquet Hall for your special day
Try a curry at the Taj MaDong Restaurant
Trust your children to us at our award winning Crèche
Stadium Security
Fans trying to leave before the end of a game
The Changing Rooms
Our Ladies Team skipper, Betty Swollocks, leads her team from our new
state-of-the-art
changing facilities. Betty said "Never mind 'state-of-the-art', what about the state of
my Gary Glitter" after the unexplained mix-up of the plans for the
kitchens and bathrooms. Legal action is pending against an English plumbing
company and some Guy that owns a contracting firm.
What The Future Holds
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What goes around, comes around.
